Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Royal horses ass!


Royal horses ass!
Originally uploaded by icemakk.

I am just about sick everytime I turn on the television, open a newspaper and see the time and money wasted on prince Chuck and his soon to be bride .

Royalty, to me, makes as much sense as slave ownership. To believe that one human is somehow better than others, based on what family they were born into, is the most backward and bigoted thinking on the planet. To all you people that gush over this upcoming wedding...get a f*cking life.

Old Chuck had a nice wife once. A very beautiful one named Diana. But he treated her as a trophy while continuing an affair with Camila. And what a beauty she was, this mistress Camila! I think this pic best shows it off. There was a lot of sickening hoopla over that wedding and much valuable TV time was wasted on it for the millions of suckers that believe in the royalty scam. Yeah Diana was a sweet lady but the whole royal thing cheapened her a bit.

The royal dunce, in his sneaking around couldn't even get phone sex right with Camila. Didn't he say something along the lines that he wanted to be her tampon? TAMPON?? Chuck are you kidding me? well with looks like yours I guess maybe feminine hygiene products may seem sexy.

The queen is not even giving her blessing on this upcoming marriage and quite frankly, who cares what the old lady thinks. Yeah she may be a nice lady in person. I don't know, I am just a sub-standard NON royal one so I don't get to have tea with her often. Hell there even rules when for meeting her. Don't speak unless spoken to, certain ways to greet. Whatever,
It turns my stomach that anyone from this family gets elevated to such elite status because they popped out of a certain womb.

Look Liz, Queen Betty or whatever you want to be called. I think it is time you left the face of my country's money, maybe found a job or just retired this whole monarchy rip-off of the people.

Every time you visit Canada it costs the tax payers millions in security. Hey you are supposed to be the richest lady on the planet (even wealthier than Oprah I hear). Why not foot your own security bill Queen Liz?

As for Charles and Camila, maybe it is best to just wish them well. They are just mere humans afterall. Good luck in the marriage. You'll need it.

I for one, am not placing this wedding or them on any royal pedastal in any way.
think we can all breathe a sigh of relief that, due to their advanced age ,the chance of them squirting out a little "tampon" of their own is slim to none. Some gene pools should never be waded in.
Thankfully time has drained this one.

Now on a happy note. I won a poker game with a Royal Flush!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Amen to that little lot but spare a thought for us poor Brits who have to pay for all their jollies around the world.

As for Charlie and horseface, does anyone really care if they marry or not? Although I can't say I'm looking forward to licking those commemorative stamps!

Maybe we could round em up and ship Liz & Co. out to a faraway island...say the Falklands? That way they can roam free without offending anyone. Ok I'm done now

From: Liz in England, (No not that Liz)
I just have the one tiny palace and I only wear my crown at weekends!!