Edmonton, Saskatchewan, Manitoba then Edmonton again. Phew!! A long 2 weeks!

I wrapped up my tour in Edmonton on Sunday. It was a blast!! Thanks Edmonton.
I saw a lot of old comic friends that popped in to say hi and do guest spots. The crowds were awesome at the Comic Strip, even with Capital Ex (formally Klondike Days) running all week long, we had some really good numbers crowdwise.

I had great responses and I sold a lot of my CDs. It is nice to know the fans are happy getting professionally pressed ones and not some cheap home burnt CD with low-grade recordings. Other than running out of CDs and having to make an emergency batch, why would any REAL headliner resort to ghetto burnt ones to sell in a top rate club? Oh wait; those types don’t work the real nice clubs. They are usually soulless lapdogs yapping for some totalitarian agent that controls them and sends them to Fairview. At least they are happy in their rut and amuse themselves with self-back patting to get through their day ... that is, when they are not busy abusing graphics software.

This is the first time, in Edmonton; my silver ring did not tarnish. I did a blog mention awhile back about how every time I go there my ring tarnishes. This past week, even through the ugly, sticky heat wave, it remained clean and shiny. I guess the toxic source that causes it to tarnish was not present? Somebody told me that lapdogs mixed with fat apes cause it to tarnish. Not sure what that means but I think there were none present in Edmonton.

There is one lapdog, living in Edmonton that is so enamored with my career, he feels the need to mention me and/or put my pic on his fake blog every so often.
(Note: Real blogs have text archives and are not image-based files of malice and BS)
Why do I keep appearing on this image BS “blog”? I believe it stems from a secret admiration. After all I am better looking, funnier and more original. I have real friends and a real life. Or perhaps it stems from a bit of jealousy of the freedom I have. I don’t need to answer to a control of corporate tyranny. I can go where I please and perform shows where I want.
I seem to be a threat to you and your funny little business, one that is slowly crumbling. Have any more left recently? I laugh at you and your immaturity as does the whole comedy community!!
These past 2 weeks had me doing a lot of travel and doing shows in 3 provinces. It was tiring but I have caught up on my sleep. Even though I had pleasant dreams I did not waste them on a chunky turd like you.

Daryl Makk