I have been reading the Darwin Awards book. Its a little gift I got at Christmas and one that has been giving me a lot of laughs as of late. It never ceases to amaze me how many stupid people make it to adult life and some of the things they do to remove themselves from the gene pool. It also makes me worry that perhaps we are devolving as well. How else can you explain things like the popularity of mindless TV shows like Jerry Springer, Deal or No Deal, American Idol (just call it karaoke and be done with it) and other mindless trash?
For those of you who have seen my show you know my wrath on the idiots of the world. I am sure I will find a story to talk about in this book. Some of them are so bizarre you almost think they were made up. My favorite so far is a big, burly, knuckle-dragging oaf that tried to hit on 2 ladies in a pub. Ladies that were there on dates no less. To impress them he picked up a beer glass and bit a chunk off. He then chewed the glass and swallowed the broken pieces. He died of internal bleeding before they could get him to a hospital. That has to be the WORST pick up attempt yet. Had I been there to witness it I am would have been torn between shock or laughing my ass off until I had to be admitted for stomach cramps.
I highly reccomend this book for all. Not just for amusement but perhaps to help you pick out future Darwin award recepients so you may be the first to report them. It beats wasting time if front of a video games which I am positive has a negative effect on one's intelligence.
Later kids
Makk
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