Well I am almost done my week of MCing in Edmonton. I had to zip back to Calgary for a corporate show and blew an exhaust pipe on my truck which bit my wallet to the tune of 400 bucks! Yeah I needed that.
The gig, for Esso and their bulk dealers, went well. I was allowed to 'open it up a bit' and did not have to do the squeaky censored stuff that many corporates require. Half way through the show, with everyone laughing and giving me applause (I am not trying to toot my horn but their reaction is vital to this story) I see a guy with his arm draped over the chair in front of him with his head down. At first I thought he was leaned over in laughter but then noticed no movement.
I ask "Is that guy sleeping?" Everyone turns and discovers he is! Passed out cold! He was so gone that the laughter and applause did not even wake him! One guy took a pic (I am hoping to get a copy) and I am sure it will be used to torment the poor bugger for awhile!
To his defense they had a party the night before, golfed all day and I am sure he had little to eat. Even then, passing out at a company function is going to cause him some ribbing. Thanks sleepy head, whoever you are. You gave me a good 3 minutes of improvised material. I hope the hangover was not too bad!
I checked my guest book later in the day and found some religious zealot had used the signing form to spam me and push his God site!! Hey bible thumper boy, if I really want that shit on my site I will google you thumpers and ask for links. I have his email address here so feel free to forward all spam on how to get bigger male genitalia, home college degrees, porn or anything else you find tickles your funny bone. For more info check his "entry" on my guestbook.
http://www.darylmakk.com/main/guestbook.html
While there feel free to write something relevant and entertaining.
Here is bible boy's email, have fun!!
videos@holy-secrets.com
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Thank you Daryl, I think I will.
D.
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