As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to
grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night.
You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what
happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.
You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations,
you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you
applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you
drove me near crazy while you drained me.
Finally I went to sleep.
Today when I woke up, you were gone.
I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to
last night's events.
My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishings,
making it harder to forget you. Tonight I will remain awake waiting
for you.....
you f**king mosquito!!
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This was sent to me via email from a friend. The author is unknown. I would love to know who wrote it as it is an hilarious (yes "an" hilarious not 'a' hilarious. check with your grammar teacher) example of misdirection and I had to share it with all. Now for all of you were entertaining naughty thoughts...don't blame me because you are a perv!!!
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2 comments:
I need a smoke after that one! hehe That was beautiful!!!!
I am a grammer teacher and you are right.
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