Narcissistic ass

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Tis the season of peace and joy so I tried to think of a nice title to this blog but just couldn't. Something had me pissed off. It seems the blog of malice had some time to spare and decided to mouth off with his usual lies and half twisted truths. Is this guy so desperate for attention that he has to dredge the past, slander and libel me? Does it make him and his mini-mes feel better?
One would think that the fact he no longer has to share/lose gigs to me within his agency that he would be happy to let things be...but, I guess he needed to work on his fiction writing.
I will not name him as that would be wrong.

I find it funny that he reads my blog all the time and thinks ALL my comments are directed at him. Geezuz what a Narcissistic guy. Get a f***ing life dude...really, I mean it.

Let me set some things straight.
I was never friends with him and always knew he was a snitch and manipulator. He was a work acquaintance. I did what I had to do for business.

I am currently working and working a lot. I just don't have time to put all the shows on my site and some of the last minute ones I don't bother to.

I am happy. I am free and I have made more contacts lately than ever. I really don't care about anyone that wants to coo about their one agent. Good for you if you do. I have several working for me and in more than just Canada. They pitch me, I do the show, they get a commission. That is the relationship. We are happy. I also book myself and have no repercussions. It feels nice.

The Narcissistic one does not know of my financial situation so why does he even try to let on he does? Stop posting lies about it, it makes you look like a bigger ass than most people think you already are.

Nor does he know who my friend with industry contacts is, I wrote about and that he mentioned in his blog of malice. Yes I do know a 16 year old comic that is growing in his act quickly but sorry, he was not the guy with contacts. He is doing well though. His name is Mike Tod. I think this kid will do great over the years and he has an early start on his career. I wish him well and give him advice when I can and all without some secret club decoder ring.

I never took a shot at the Narcissistic kid's illness. Hell I don't even know how many kids he has (inside his marriage or out) let alone if they are sick. Really, its not my concern. Sorry if any of them are ill. As a dad I know the pain of a kid being ill.
Mine are doing very well by the way and top students.

Maria was not my last girlfriend. She was a ways back. I turfed her several years ago. He was right though, she was a cheater, hence the reason she is not with me. Of course he should know all about that. Confessionals can reveal a lot you know.
Also there are still a few heart-broken waitresses I meet on the road on occasion that seemed stunned to hear the Narcissistic one is married. "He never told me that??" they would say in shock.
Hmm, I guess not all is love and roses in a certain Edmonton glass house hold eh? The one in P.A. sends her hellos by the way.

"Bloggergate" on Shecky had nothing to do with me. In fact I never read any of it. I have only visited that site a few times to read article links sent by friends and all totally unrelated to the Narcissistic one and this bloggergate.

I write my own material with a few bits given by friends. I also help a lot of comics with their acts by offering bits I have written for them. It is what friends do.
I change it up often, not always doing the same set.. It is easy to toss out accusations so if it makes him feel better about himself...Whatever. At least I am not flogging the same tired 45. He flogs it well though.
I have always said Narcissistic one does a good job on stage but off stage... he just seems to want to stir up shit.

I am glad his act does well most of the time. I am glad when any comic does well, as it keeps the interest in comedy alive. Nothing worse than a gig closing down due to a poor performance.
To my knowledge the Narsasistic one has not killed a room. A few friendships maybe.

I read on his blog that he does not hate me....well then stop writing shit about me and move on.I have no use for you in my life so let it be.
Happy burning of your CDs!!!! I bet that takes a lot of time?

To the rest of you that visit here, sorry that you had to read this. Perhaps it amused you. If so, enjoy.
Un-delusionally yours
Daryl

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Don't know Narcissistic Ass story but there was a lot of passion in that piece. Your points were clear and well directed- reminded me why I started reading your blog
TB Kingston Ont.