Cat toilet cleaner

cat toilet cleaner
Originally uploaded by icemakk.

Well my "I hate cats" rant and video have been getting some great comments and feedback. Some positive and some just plain entertaining!!

"I hate cats" video

The funniest email/comments are from freaky cat people that don't understand that its just humor. Relax and accept that not everyone likes cats! Just to let you know these are the types that talk to their felines as though they were human, have 3 or more and are just a few hair balls away from a rubber room.

I recently had an autographed copy of the book, "I still hate cats" by Skip Morrow, sent to me by Skip himself. Pick one up if you can.

Click here for the book- by Skip Morrow

The cartoons in it are hilarious and I am sure Skip gets some of the same loonies emailing him that take everything too literally! Thanks again Skip for the letter and the book.

Today I received an email from a certain dog (who is probably a lot smarter than his owner) with a great house cleaning tip! Enjoy the read.
Makk
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Toilet Cleaning Instructions:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash"
and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog
Now if you'll excuse me I have to go and drop a steaming 'andrew' (my nickname for turds) on the lawn